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Well, this took much longer than I anticipated, but it's finally done. He is Blasto, the first hanar spectre.
All the names mentioned there are fictional, except for "Patrick Weekes" the person who came up with the idea for Blasto, and of course "Joré", that's me. The logos are fake too, they stand for "Ilium Enterteinment" and "BioFilms" (which is never mentioned during the advertising of the movie, but I made it up as a reverence to BioWare). The two names above the title are supposed to belong to the actors who play Blasto and his main girl in that movie (in the Mass Effect universe, there are "Blast Girls" instead of "Bond Girls"... I guess).
I think that's all I needed to explain. Oh, and if you haven't play Mass Effect, nor Mass Effect 2: YOU SHOULD.

Note: I do not own the rights of Mass Effect, or any of the names mentioned here, this is just a fan art.

- EDIT -
I've fixed the title mistake.
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:iconpathosglasbeard:
PathosGlasbeard Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ha! Amazing! I like the names you've smuggled into the credits and of course the company logos :D
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Woohoo! I love when people notice those things XD. Thank you for stopping by :headbang:
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:iconladychi1:
Ladychi1 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sexy and too funny!
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I made something i call Blasto - the dangers of the aliens.
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:icondrakenimmortal:
drakenimmortal Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
LOL...hilarious ^_^
Maybe Bioware could do an animated short just for the hell of it ^_^
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Haha! Well, there's a Dark Horse comic about Blasto (where he's proven to be pink... which is quite disappointing). Thanks for your comment.
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:icontouzimsky:
touzimsky Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012
Jack Hulick and Samuel Wall? I see what you did there. :)
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Haha. I like when people read these fake credits. Thanks for stopping by.
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:iconamberscorpiofirerat:
AmberScorpioFireRat Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
HOly shit! I passed this on your wall before and I thought it was just one that you liked!!! DAMN! This is really well done!
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you (:
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:icongentlecat:
Gentlecat Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
"a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle" <3
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hehe, the very phrase that inspired this poster :D. Thanks for stopping by.
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:iconmachinegun-willy:
Machinegun-Willy Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
There was also a Dirty Harry "do you feel lucky, punk?" reference in one of the audio clips, said of course in the way only a Hanar would, lol.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Have you heard the clips in Mass Effect 3? they're hilarious beyond words.
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:iconmachinegun-willy:
Machinegun-Willy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Yep. After I asked the citadel VI where to hear them I made a B-line straight there.
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:iconhantavirologist:
Hantavirologist Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would kill a man to make this become an actual movie.
This looks seriously legit, though.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Wow, that sounds like serious business!

Thanks for the comment :headbang:
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:iconhantavirologist:
Hantavirologist Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, okay, I wouldn't KILL a man. But it would be REALLY SWELL for this to be made into an actual movie.

No problem. :)
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:iconthewabbajackx:
TheWabbajackX Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I want Blasto, Conrad Verner, and Kal'Reeger as squad mates in ME3.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Haha! Conrad?! but that man sucks SO hard. And besides, Blasto couldn't be a squadmate, since he's just a movie character. BUT it would be cool to encounter a hanar specter :headbang:
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TheWabbajackX Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
See, everybody expects that Conrad sucks, but at some point in ME3, BioWare will pull something none of us saw coming and make Conrad a big hero or something. Or at least I hope they do just for the lulz. XD
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Haha, I didn't think about it, and you're right. It would be cool that if you're a paragon and always treated him right and made him see his mistakes, he ends up being a real hero.
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:iconediskrad327:
ediskrad327 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
i wish this movie existed
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hehe, I did its poster hoping it would suddenly come to existence -___-

Thanks for faving it :headbang:
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:iconediskrad327:
ediskrad327 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
no prob
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:iconhellkite-1:
Hellkite-1 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
This is perfect
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hmm. I thought I had replied yesterday. Anyways: Thank you very much, and welcome to deviantART :headbang:
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SquidgyPancake Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011
Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Ashley.

Ashley: Garrus.

Garrus: Tali.

Tali: Liara.

Liara: Blasto.

Blasto: Blasto.

Shepard: Dammit, Blasto, you did it wrong! Stupid jellyfish...
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Maybe. . . or maybe Blasto will be the final boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noes:
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:iconfefedefefessle:
fefedefefessle Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
"this one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."

Shepard can kick back and relax in ME3, blasto should have it covered.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Damn, I always mess up with the replies. Please read the one below.
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:iconfefedefefessle:
fefedefefessle Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
hehe. this one finds poor ability to communicate amusing.
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:iconnerooncousland:
NeroonCousland Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
Us Mass Effect fans would much rather pay to watch this then a movie about default MaleShep I'd say!
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Mmmm, I'm hoping that if there is ever a Mass Effect Movie, it doesn't involve Shepard directly. Like the novels, it's the same universe, the same awesome environment, but without involving a character that is supposed to be whatever we want it to be. That's the cool thing about the game.

Blasto on the other hand. That's a movie we would all love to watch :headbang:.
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:iconcodwarrior:
CodWarrior Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
The 2nd movie should be called blasto,eve of the squid
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:iconmyladylydia:
MyLadyLydia Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
*Giggles madly*

I hope this appears in an apartment in ME3. Awesome job!
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I seriously hope it too, in some random wall or in the codex T__T in a new section about vids (as there were publications in ME2). That would be far beyond awesome.
Thank you for the comment and for faving it too.
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:iconlotusflwr:
lotusflwr Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
How awesome! One of my favorite ambient announcements ever brought to life!
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha, this is probably everyone's favorite ambient announcement
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:iconroguewriter3201:
RogueWriter3201 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
(Laughs) Dear lord...so awesome. God, I think I might have soiled myself...
:lmao:
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha, thank you.
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:iconeaglelives:
Eaglelives Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
Jack Hulick and Samuel Wall teehehehehe.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hehe, so you noticed eh? Thanks for the fave :headbang:
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:iconeaglelives:
Eaglelives Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
Yeah, it's pretty epic. I wonder how ME3 music will be as they're not on it.

You're welcome dude :)
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:iconrana-e:
Rana-E Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Student General Artist
BAHAHAHA!!
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karimariw Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
Hi, this is Karin Weekes. I am an editor at BioWare -- and I just happen to be married to Patrick, too. I would also very much love to buy a poster or some such if that is available.
And just so you know, our boss -- the Mass Effect lead designer -- sent us this link. We are such fanboys/girls!
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Sorry for the late reply. Yesterday I was so excited I could barely sleep... I mean, this got to you in BioWare, and it was the Lead Designer who showed my fan-art to you?! I'm still shocked, I cannot describe how excited I am.
It's awesome that you can enjoy Mass Effect as much as all of us (the rest of the fans) do.
By the way, I sent Patrick a note to arrange the deal with the poster. I'm SO glad you liked it. Thanks a lot for stopping by and leave a comment, it means a LOT.

-tears of joy-
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gpweekes Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
Hi, I'm Patrick Weekes. I very rarely use Deviant Art, so I have to ask: is there a way that I can order this as, say, an 8x10 poster?
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:iconpagoose:
pagoose Featured By Owner May 26, 2011
oh my gosh, that's just fantastic.
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:iconeljore:
ElJore Featured By Owner May 27, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha, thank you :headbang:
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